Halloween Costume Help

So I already have a costume request (demand?) for next year but I have no idea what to wear this year. Let me tell you my costume dilemma that stems back to at least when I was 12 and maybe even to when I was 6 and was a red crayon (I won a best dressed prize for it and looking at the pictures I was very cute and what a creative idea but you should see my face-not so happy). For mutual when I was a Beehive we were invited to the big Halloween dance. I was so excited and thought about the costume for weeks. I had been hearing some of the cool girls throw around the idea of being a witch and I thought I could do that-so I did. Well I was the ugliest witch I have ever seen at Halloween and you should have seen the big hairy mole on my face-it was amazing-that is until I got to church. All those cool girls were indeed "witches" but the cutest most stylish witches you have ever seen. And that was just the beginning of my dislike for dressing up for Halloween-dressing up I like to do, but I just can't seem to master the technique of looking cute and sexy as I do it. So back to my current dilemma-Kendra has requested that I be the pirate ship next year (not the most attractive image as I envision it, but mom-once you figure out how to make Kate's birthday cake for this year do you think you can figure out how to make a pirate ship). Back to this year. . .I am open to suggestions. . .